"A little more than you can afford? Ha, oh, you kill me, sir, you ... I meant that as a pun of course." - The sniveling hotel manager, who believes our Arturo is really the evil Sheriff Arturo.
"Equal rights for all regardless of race, religion or musical preference." - Rembrandt, trying to sneak a new amendment into the Bill of Rights.
"Awe, the hell with it. You're on your own, lad. Wing it." - A frustrated and time-pressed Arturo while trying to remember the Bill of Rights for the prince's speech.
"And remember, the reason why the sun never sets on the British Empire is because God doesn't trust the British in the dark." - Arturo's departing words to Prince Harold.
"Who's James Brown?" - Prince Harold and Rebecca, reading Rembrandt's request that the Godfather of Soul get a quick mention in the new democracy.
"Oh, explain to this blithering idiot, will you." - Referring to Prince Harold.
"Give the people an exhibition, they'll beat a path to your door."
"Never underestimate the foolishness of your opponent."